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Nobody Demotivational Poster


IF NOBODY SEES YOU EAT IT - Does it have any calories ?


TAGS: nobody sees eat have calories
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - June 28, 2012, 8:48 am
Wow, You Could Eat That All Week.
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:24 am
Its a little old... 5till ... I like the 5 layers... or is it more?...


NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...


TAGS: nobody listens until i fart
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.


INSIGNIFICANT -




THE EDGE -




IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


A GIRL - phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home




DEAR PINOCCHIO -




SPECIAL NEEDS -


TAGS: nobody is perfect cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - July 31, 2010, 12:39 am
Great poster Cubby. 5L


ANSWER: - Nobody!!




MARLUXIA -


TAGS: enix disney kingdom hearts organization 13 xiii fail sparkles flowers marluxia gay nobody manly sailor scout
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Panther

Nenja - December 3, 2008, 8:06 am
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.


Thats When I Realized -


TAGS: alone nobody cares too sexy
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:57 pm
ROTFL!!!! There's some FLUFs (fat little ugly fucbers) around here who think the answer is always 'yes' when they approach. They haven't figured out that FLUFs can still get the hot chicks by being funny or nice and fun to be around. Silly boys! 5L


MY NAME IS NOBODY -


TAGS: nobody
Rating: 4.85/5

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ALTOGETHER ALONE -




THE GOOD LIFE -


TAGS: nobody tells me anything
Rating: 4.59/5

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RagTopDriver - July 26, 2010, 2:12 pm
And there is no thermometer on the wall because it broke in may the first time it hit 120.


WINTER SALES -


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?


TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Dalton

BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


POLITIFAKES - I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!




REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge tijuana donkey show nobody i know sister
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
I love that show! 5/5
Neener - October 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
LOL


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: nobody knows you cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 10, 2010, 6:36 am
5B's and I do see boobs on the shadow just behind Cubby on the left!
sickartist - August 10, 2010, 6:17 am
5 invisible L's
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:23 pm
5L. No boobs.


SAY CHEESE -


TAGS: justin bieber mug shot lights on nobody home
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2014, 1:50 am
Friends of mine did to their dog; absolutely priceless, lol!
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 9:42 pm
On a serious note; ever get yer dog snockered? Hilarious
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 9:29 pm
Hey! Canines shouldn't be drinkin' :-D
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 2:45 am
Not if yer his celly…and, heh, he may never know what came over him. Win win. Man, cheap scotch tastes like cheap scotch.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:33 am
That's a bad thing if you're headed to prison - am I right? Haha! Ahem.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:32 am
Glad you and your friend liked it. :-D
GaryO - February 21, 2014, 9:55 pm
Dang he's purdy
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:55 pm
I read this to my friend in Toronto. We're both non-bielebers, so you got a good 5L laugh from us.


SEAN -




ALL MY LIFE - I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific




MOOSE 1 -




did you hear abo-- -


TAGS: celebrity gossip twilight nobody cares
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:39 am
American actors.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:04 pm
Who Are These People ?


LOVE (IN MODERATION) -


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
*trembles*
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm

I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I'm tellin' ya Veggie...you need to see someone about the childhood and put it behind you.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
very nice!! excellent title. 5 TOC's
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
This is incredible... you can tell by the ass-whoopin' it's getting now!
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
Beautiful.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
Epic! 5L!


BITTER -




LIFE IS A BANNISTER? -


TAGS: hope nobody s done this one
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - October 21, 2016, 3:37 pm
True! Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - October 21, 2016, 12:31 pm
Wouldn't want a splinter in the sphincter XD ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - October 21, 2016, 12:14 pm
Thanks Cern!
concern3 - October 21, 2016, 10:03 am
Amen sister, UP yours


void -




If you're happy and you know it -


TAGS: nobody s this happy every day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 13, 2017, 3:55 am
Thanks, Cern! This saying has been way over done BUT that dumpster! Couldn't resist!
concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:34 am
Very nice, UP yours


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